Proud To Be Gujarati - ગર્વ છે, ગુજરાતી છું

Unmistakable Characteristics of a true Gujju :

1. Every autowala, taxiwala, grocerywala is our kaka.

2. We never go to office, we go to HOFFIS!

3. The first rule of money - never use your own!

4. "Su nava juni" is our version of wassup?

5. Be it seven in the morning or 1am, gaathiyas are always welcome.

6. We keep an "ELARAM" to wake up in the morning.

7. No party is over without a round of GARBA.

8. We call all types of noodles "Meggi"!!!

9. When someone asks about a person, we say GENTLEMAN MANAS CCHEY

10. We have a PhD in bargaining by birth.

11. We can speak any language of the world in Gujarati!

12. We don't have feelings, we have FILLINGS!!!

13. Jai Shri Krishan (pronounced actually as J C Krsna)= Hello and Good bye

14. All our conversations begin with kem 6, maja ma ne, and end with, koi saaru investment batavo ne...

15. We shout our guts out on international calls, thinking they can hear us better that way.

16. Swimming is not for us - we call it chhabchhabiya.

17. For us electricity never goes - only light does!!!!

18. We don't call people, we COAL them.

19. Sensex interests us more .

20. Chhas is our beer!

21. We are everywhere, all over the globe - deal with it...

22. We go to movie HOLE and take outside SNAKES 

for refreshments.

23. Mount Abu is Switzerland .

24. If a gujju starts Koffee with Karan, he would name it "Chhas with Chhagan".

25. A true gujju looks forward to eat Thai, Mexican, Italian, Chinese and Undhiyu at the cousin's wedding...

26. At least 50% of your contacts on you phone book end with the word BHAI.

27. Being Punjabi means more chapati, less rice; being Mallu means less chapati, more rice. Being Gujju - just eat more yaar, shu farak pade 6.

28. Gujjus believe Narendra Modi is the solution for everything - from fashion style to nation's progress.

29. Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like home - Apduj 6...

30. We will spend 1000 rupees for a 10 rupee free gifts, free ma male, etle maja aavi jai.

31. We eat home made theplas with chhundo and athanu on business class flight.

32. We can do Garba on any song in the world.

33. Falguni Pathak is Britney Spears for us.

34. After having chaat, bhelpuri, sevpuri, we make sure we ask for extra puri, and then a discount.

35. Order soup 1 by 2, u get more quantity - be smart.

36. If it is beeg (big), edible and free, go on dude, eat it...

37. Bombay + Gujarat +London+ America = whole world. Nothing else exists for us.

38. Everyone is invited to a Gujju home for lunch, and fed like u have come from the groom's side.

39. If all of a sudden u hear a dhoom machale ringtone or a loud scream or a loud chit chat amongst a group, immediately assume that you are amidst Gujjus.

40. Hindi humko jara bi nahi faata hai.

41. 15 or 50, your parents will always refer to u as their baby or babo.

42. CATBURY is the generic name for chocolate

43. We take the constitution very seriously, everybody is called bhai and ben.

44. If u do not go for Navratri, u didn’t exist.

45. We all own Reliance collectively ...

46. Dandiya is our Prom.

47. You pack according to a 5 night 6 day holiday when going for a one day picnic.

48. Time spent at a party - Dancing (10 minutes), Chitchat (10 minutes), Dinner (100 minutes).

..........and many more................

Proud To Be Gujarati - ગર્વ છે, ગુજરાતી છું

Amitabh Bachchan - Kaun Banega Crorepati

Kaun Banega Crorepati

Amitabh Bachchan

You all know KBC is Good Business.

But have you ever pondered...

How Good....????

Any guesses? Let's see...

Airtel is charging Rs.6/- per SMS sent for this contest.

Assuming there are only 100 entries from say 10 cities of 

some 20 districts and 20 states...

6(Rs/SMS) x 100(entries) x 10(cities) x 20(districts) x 

20(states) = 6x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 = Rs.24,00,000

24 lakhs in 20 minutes.

(People trying for the 2 lakhs cash prize)

Imagine what if 1000 entries try out from 100 cities?

The figure simply grows by 2 more zeroes and yields a 

whopping 24 Crores!!!!

And it does not stop there...

In practice it could be another multiple of 100 or a multiple 

of 1000 on an average.

In that case it is 24 x 100crores earnings in just 20 minutes 

on every episode!!!

And the prize money: A mere 2 crore..

(and from whose pocket?)

Smart Business By Siddharth Basu!

And the best part of this calculation is just the SMS 

earning!!

What about the Ad money?

A rough annual profit calculation goes like this:

2400 x 5 x 4) (episode/month) x 12 = 5,76,000 crores.

Let even 50% get dissolved in taxes and other payments, 

still you will be left with (which includes even the meagre 

480 crores of prize money i.e.if every episode bags 2 crore 

prize)!

2,88,000-crores profit !!! (only from SMS)

Simple Question:

"KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI"

and your options are---

A) SONY TV

B) AIRTEL

C) AMITABH BACHAN

D) SIDDHARTH BASU

Computerji iska jawab bataiye....

Ans: All FOUR..!!!!

PS:

Now you know why AB gets all emotional when the episodes end...........

Kaun Banega Crorepati

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Chief Minister Narendra Modi Today Announced The Ambitious ‘Saurashtra Narmada Avtaran Irrigation (SAUNI) Yojana’ For Saurashtra Region Under Which The Irrigation Dams Of All The Seven Districts Of Saurashtra Will Be Filled With One Million Acre Feet Of Surplus Naramda @Water at the Cost of Rs.10,000 Crore 

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Respect Him....

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