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Showing posts with label Gujarat. Show all posts

Monday, 3 December 2012

Proud To Be Gujarati - ગર્વ છે, ગુજરાતી છું

Unmistakable Characteristics of a true Gujju :


1. Every autowala, taxiwala, grocerywala is our kaka.

2. We never go to office, we go to HOFFIS!

3. The first rule of money - never use your own!

4. "Su nava juni" is our version of wassup?

5. Be it seven in the morning or 1am, gaathiyas are always welcome.

6. We keep an "ELARAM" to wake up in the morning.

7. No party is over without a round of GARBA.

8. We call all types of noodles "Meggi"!!!

9. When someone asks about a person, we say GENTLEMAN MANAS CCHEY

10. We have a PhD in bargaining by birth.

11. We can speak any language of the world in Gujarati!

12. We don't have feelings, we have FILLINGS!!!

13. Jai Shri Krishan (pronounced actually as J C Krsna)= Hello and Good bye

14. All our conversations begin with kem 6, maja ma ne, and end with, koi saaru investment batavo ne...

15. We shout our guts out on international calls, thinking they can hear us better that way.

16. Swimming is not for us - we call it chhabchhabiya.

17. For us electricity never goes - only light does!!!!

18. We don't call people, we COAL them.

19. Sensex interests us more .

20. Chhas is our beer!

21. We are everywhere, all over the globe - deal with it...

22. We go to movie HOLE and take outside SNAKES 

for refreshments.

23. Mount Abu is Switzerland .

24. If a gujju starts Koffee with Karan, he would name it "Chhas with Chhagan".

25. A true gujju looks forward to eat Thai, Mexican, Italian, Chinese and Undhiyu at the cousin's wedding...

26. At least 50% of your contacts on you phone book end with the word BHAI.

27. Being Punjabi means more chapati, less rice; being Mallu means less chapati, more rice. Being Gujju - just eat more yaar, shu farak pade 6.

28. Gujjus believe Narendra Modi is the solution for everything - from fashion style to nation's progress.

29. Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like home - Apduj 6...

30. We will spend 1000 rupees for a 10 rupee free gifts, free ma male, etle maja aavi jai.

31. We eat home made theplas with chhundo and athanu on business class flight.

32. We can do Garba on any song in the world.

33. Falguni Pathak is Britney Spears for us.

34. After having chaat, bhelpuri, sevpuri, we make sure we ask for extra puri, and then a discount.

35. Order soup 1 by 2, u get more quantity - be smart.

36. If it is beeg (big), edible and free, go on dude, eat it...

37. Bombay + Gujarat +London+ America = whole world. Nothing else exists for us.

38. Everyone is invited to a Gujju home for lunch, and fed like u have come from the groom's side.

39. If all of a sudden u hear a dhoom machale ringtone or a loud scream or a loud chit chat amongst a group, immediately assume that you are amidst Gujjus.

40. Hindi humko jara bi nahi faata hai.

41. 15 or 50, your parents will always refer to u as their baby or babo.

42. CATBURY is the generic name for chocolate

43. We take the constitution very seriously, everybody is called bhai and ben.

44. If u do not go for Navratri, u didn’t exist.

45. We all own Reliance collectively ...

46. Dandiya is our Prom.

47. You pack according to a 5 night 6 day holiday when going for a one day picnic.

48. Time spent at a party - Dancing (10 minutes), Chitchat (10 minutes), Dinner (100 minutes).

..........and many more................

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

London Paralympics - India

London Paralympics


Real Hero,
Share it upto Reaches All Inbox...
♥ ♥ ♥
He doesn't ask BMW Car, AC Room,
He asks Only Cheer & Support,
Respect Him....



Tuesday, 4 September 2012

Best To Next PM







Best PM To Next PM

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Narendra Modi G+ Hangout

@NarendraModi
 Google Hangout



In another initiative Shri Narendra Modi Ji, CM of Gujarat State, did a live hangout with G+ users across the world and answered their questions which were submitted as a run to this event. Discussed ranged from Green Energy, Girl Child education, Role of youth in politics. There were a couple of fun question inquiring about his sleeping and dietary habits

Monday, 2 April 2012

What is Politics??


Recently Sonia Gandhi went to a school to interact with the children there. After a brief talk she asked if anyone had any questions. One boy raised his hand.


Sonia: "What's your name"?

Boy : "RAHIM"

Sonia: "What are your questions"?

Rahim: "I've 3 questions...

1. Why did you attack & kidnap Baba Ramdev without approval of 
Court?

2. Why there is no punishment to KASAB as yet?

3. Why does Manmohan singh & the Congress party not support Baba against corruption?

Sonia: "You are an intelligent student Rahim."

Just then the recess bell rang.

Sonia: "Oh students, we wil continue after the recess is over".
After the recess...

Sonia: "Ok children where were we? So, anybody wants to ask a question"?

RAM raises his hand.

Sonia: "What's your name"?

Ram: "I'm Ram and I've 5 questions...

1. Why did you attack Baba without approval of the court?

2. Why no punishment to Kasab as yet?

3. Why does Manmohan Singh not support the fight against corruption?

4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 mins before the time?

5. Where is Rahim?

Friday, 17 February 2012

Thoughts By Chanakya

15 GREAT THOUGHTS BY CHANAKYA





1) "Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!"

2)"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first."

3)"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."

4)"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."

5)" Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

6)"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

7)"The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."

8)"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."

9)"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

10)"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."

11) "A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

12) "Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness."

13) "Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."

14) "Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

15) "Education is the Best Friend. An Educated Person is Respected Everywhere. Education beats the Beauty and the Youth."

Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Padamdugri Ecotourism


Padamdungari Ecotourism Site - India

Welcome to Padamdugri Camp-Site
Gujarat Tourism

  

If these were what you mixed together you have just created Padamdungari. See even how the word rolls off your tongue Padamdungari!!!
Beside the Sahayadri mountain range, bordering the Dang-Vyara forests, with the Ambika River flowing alongside, right in the middle of the Unai forest range.

The Padamdungari Interpretation centre is a modern attempt at unraveling the secrets of nature. It includes dioramas, interactive exhibits, panels and a nature trail.



What to see?

Treks, trails, winding up and down the hillocks, sunset activity, observation towers, relaxing woodlands, and medicinal groves are proposed attractions when you visit Padamdungari. The scenic site has deep, dense, multi-storied forests, genetic diversity, rocky, undulating, & enriched landscapes. The fauna consists of big cats, lesser canines, herbivores, birds, reptiles, aquatic animals. 

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

150th Birth Anniversary Celebrations of Swami Vivekanand


Ex-President Abdul Kalam at Gujarat Youth Conference to mark Vivekanand birth anniversary



“I can do it, we can do it and India can do it. I can win, we can win and India can win”: APJ Abdul Kalam’s mantra to youth



“Skill-Will-Win’ to realize Vivekanand’s dream of making India the global guru through its skills and will power”: Narendra Modi




Ahmedabad, Thursday: Former President Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam today exhorted the youth of India to have firm faith in the self and then resolve to utilize the same faith in the service of the nation through sheer hard work. He gave the mantra: “I can do it, we can do it and India can do it”. If the will is there, he said, “I can win, we can win and India can win.”

He was speaking at the Swami Vivekanand Youth Conference held at Mahatma Gandhi in Gandhinagar to mark the beginning of the Swami Vivekanand’s 150th birth anniversary yearlong celebration.


He cited the examples of Thomas Alva Edison, Wright Brothers, Graham Bell, Madame Curie, Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel, Dr C.V. Raman, Mother Teresa and J.R.D. Tata, who by their dint of hard work overcame odds. Each youth of India is capable of becoming such ‘unique people’ and ‘personality’.

Dr Abdul Kamal recalled an event that took place in Ahmedabad in 1998 when a girl complained to him that she wanted to sing songs in praise of India but her family members sang in praise of America as a beautiful country with beautiful roads. Dr Abdul Kalam asked the girl to wait till his ‘Vision-2020’ is released.


Inaugurating the conference, Gujarat Chief Minister called upon the youth to adopt the mantra of ‘Skill-Will-Win’ as the best possible tribute to Vivekanand to realize his dream of making India the global guru through its skills and will power. He said Vivekanand Skill Development Centres would be set up in each district in pursuit of the mantra of ‘Skill-Will-Win’. He said that lakhs of youth would show their skills in various fields

Mr. Modi said that Vivekanand had been a source of inspiration to the youth in the past having woken them up from slumber and drudgery of slavery to fierce patriotism as well as the modern youth pride of their culture and heritage. He interpreted the Vedas to explain highest forms of spiritualism in a simple language to rake up inner strength in nation building. India’s spiritualism has such strength that it alone could eradicate social evils like untouchability and superstition.

The Chief Minister recalled that although Vivekanand lived for hardly 40 years he spent his entire life as an eternal wandered and social reformer. It was in the soil of Gujarat that he attained enlightenment near the Somnath temple seacoast. He also had detailed discussions with contemporary revolutionaries like Shyamji Krishna Verma and Nana Saheb Peshwa as to how to free Bharat Mata from the shackles of slavery.

Mr. Modi said that while Vivekanand was in search of God, his guru Ramakrishna Paramahansa showed him the great form of Goddess Mahakali to tell the young mind that god lived in each individual. It brought about a change in his mission in life, to serve the mankind and the motherland. It was again Vivekanand who had advocated women’s empowerment and introduce the conceptdaridra narayanto treat the poor as gods.

Ironically, Mr. Modi said, Swami Vivekanand’s famous speech at the World Conference on Religion in Chicago and the terrorist attack at World Trade Centre took place on 9/11. It sends a strong message for the world to embrace his teachings to come out of global tragedies of the type.

Mr. Modi said that only if 100-crore Indians today take a cue from Swami Vivekanand’s teachings and message and pledge to serve the society, India is sure to become a world leader.

Monday, 19 December 2011

Sadbhavna Mission in Surat

Sadbhavna Mission


13000 people fast with CM under Sadbhavna Mission in Surat

CM announces development projects worth Rs.2100 crore for Suarat

“I don’t waste time behind those who are inclined to see Gujarat with negative mentality”

“People of Gujarat will answer the anti-Gujarat elements in a democratic way” ~ Shri Narendra Modi

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Concluding his daylong fast at Surat today as a part of Sadbhavna Mission Chief Minister Narendra Modi said that people of Gujarat has a power to answer the anti-Gujarat elements in a democratic way. Their answer is manifested through their support to the Sadbhavna Mission.

Citizens of Surat including the women, youths, society leaders, industrialists, saints, social workers and office bearers of various organizations thronged the venue conveying their support and well wishes to the Chief Minister and his mission.




Welcoming the large turnout Chief Minister announced development projects worth Rs.2100 crore for Suarat including the projects for BRTS and the construction of new bridges. The people and different organizations of Surat gave an amount of Rs.30 lakh as a donation to the Chief Minister’s Kanya Kelavani Nidhi.

Speaking on the occasion Chief Minister said that people of Gujarat will not tolerate the defamation drive that has been launched by the anti-Gujarat elements. These elements have gone a long way and are even misusing constitutional organizations to defame Gujarat. Gujarat never troubles anybody but it also knows how to give a tough answer when it is being troubled by somebody.

The huge support of the people to the Sadbhavana mission is an answer to those who device plots to tarnish the image of Gujarat. Gujarat has left behind the venoms of communalism and casteism and has adhered to the values of peace, unity and harmony. Political pandits should analyze why people are voluntarily supporting the Sadbhavna fast and the growth polity of Gujarat, he said.



Mr. Modi said that people have not seen the instances of riots and curfews during the last decade. The reason behind this is the atmosphere of peace, unity and harmony that is prevailing in the state.

“People who play vote-bank politics can not realize the power of Sadbhavna Mission, because they don’t want real development. I don’t waste time behind those who are inclined to see Gujarat with negative mentality. I want to put India on the track of Sadbhavna”, he said.

Tribal development Minister Mangubhai Patel, Panchayat Minister Narottam Patel, Minister of State for Cottage industries Ranjit Gilitwala, Minister of State for Home Praful Patel, Mayor Rajubhai Desai, MP C R Patil, Darshnaben Jardosh, MLAs Kishorbhai Vankavala, Nanubhai Vanani, Kiritbhai Patel, Bhartiben Rathod, Municipal Commissioner M K Das, government officials and people in large number were present on the occasion.

Sadbhavna Mission in Surat 


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