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Proud To Be Gujarati - ગર્વ છે, ગુજરાતી છું

Unmistakable Characteristics of a true Gujju :

1. Every autowala, taxiwala, grocerywala is our kaka.

2. We never go to office, we go to HOFFIS!

3. The first rule of money - never use your own!

4. "Su nava juni" is our version of wassup?

5. Be it seven in the morning or 1am, gaathiyas are always welcome.

6. We keep an "ELARAM" to wake up in the morning.

7. No party is over without a round of GARBA.

8. We call all types of noodles "Meggi"!!!

9. When someone asks about a person, we say GENTLEMAN MANAS CCHEY

10. We have a PhD in bargaining by birth.

11. We can speak any language of the world in Gujarati!

12. We don't have feelings, we have FILLINGS!!!

13. Jai Shri Krishan (pronounced actually as J C Krsna)= Hello and Good bye

14. All our conversations begin with kem 6, maja ma ne, and end with, koi saaru investment batavo ne...

15. We shout our guts out on international calls, thinking they can hear us better that way.

16. Swimming is not for us - we call it chhabchhabiya.

17. For us electricity never goes - only light does!!!!

18. We don't call people, we COAL them.

19. Sensex interests us more .

20. Chhas is our beer!

21. We are everywhere, all over the globe - deal with it...

22. We go to movie HOLE and take outside SNAKES 

for refreshments.

23. Mount Abu is Switzerland .

24. If a gujju starts Koffee with Karan, he would name it "Chhas with Chhagan".

25. A true gujju looks forward to eat Thai, Mexican, Italian, Chinese and Undhiyu at the cousin's wedding...

26. At least 50% of your contacts on you phone book end with the word BHAI.

27. Being Punjabi means more chapati, less rice; being Mallu means less chapati, more rice. Being Gujju - just eat more yaar, shu farak pade 6.

28. Gujjus believe Narendra Modi is the solution for everything - from fashion style to nation's progress.

29. Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like home - Apduj 6...

30. We will spend 1000 rupees for a 10 rupee free gifts, free ma male, etle maja aavi jai.

31. We eat home made theplas with chhundo and athanu on business class flight.

32. We can do Garba on any song in the world.

33. Falguni Pathak is Britney Spears for us.

34. After having chaat, bhelpuri, sevpuri, we make sure we ask for extra puri, and then a discount.

35. Order soup 1 by 2, u get more quantity - be smart.

36. If it is beeg (big), edible and free, go on dude, eat it...

37. Bombay + Gujarat +London+ America = whole world. Nothing else exists for us.

38. Everyone is invited to a Gujju home for lunch, and fed like u have come from the groom's side.

39. If all of a sudden u hear a dhoom machale ringtone or a loud scream or a loud chit chat amongst a group, immediately assume that you are amidst Gujjus.

40. Hindi humko jara bi nahi faata hai.

41. 15 or 50, your parents will always refer to u as their baby or babo.

42. CATBURY is the generic name for chocolate

43. We take the constitution very seriously, everybody is called bhai and ben.

44. If u do not go for Navratri, u didn’t exist.

45. We all own Reliance collectively ...

46. Dandiya is our Prom.

47. You pack according to a 5 night 6 day holiday when going for a one day picnic.

48. Time spent at a party - Dancing (10 minutes), Chitchat (10 minutes), Dinner (100 minutes).

..........and many more................

Proud To Be Gujarati - ગર્વ છે, ગુજરાતી છું

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Raju Narayana Swamy

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First Rank in State in Secondary School Examination

First Rank in University in Plus Two

First Rank in IIT Entrance Examination

First Rank in All India IIT Computer Science

First Rank in IAS Entrance Examination

First Rank in IAS Training Institute

On passing out from IIT Chennai Mr. Narayanaswamy was offered scholarship by the prestigious Massachusetts Institute of Technology , USA .. He who came from a middle class family believed that he had a moral obligation to give something in return for the lakhs of rupees the government spent on him as an IIT student. He had the intelligence and conviction to realize that this money came also from the poorest of the poor - who pay up the excise duty on textiles when they buy cloth, who pay up customs, excise and sales tax on diesel when they travel in a bus, and in numerous other ways indirectly pay the government. So he decided to join IAS hoping he could do something for the people of this country. How many young men have the will power to resist such an offer from USA ? Narayanaswamy did never look at IAS as a black money spinner as his later life bears testimony to this fact.

After a decade of meritorious service in IAS, today, Narayanaswamy is being forced out of the IAS profession. Do you know why?

A real estate agent wanted to fill up a paddy field which is banned under law. An application came up before Narayanaswamy who was sub collector the, for an exemption from this rule for this plot of land. Upon visiting the site he found that the complaint from 60 poor families that they will face water logging due to the waste water from a nearby Government Medical College if this paddy field was filled up was correct. Narayanswamy came under intense political pressure but he did what was right - refused permission for filling up the paddy field. That was his first confrontation with politicians.

Soon after his marriage his father-in-law closed down a public road to build compound wall for his plot of land. People approached Narayanaswamy with complaint.

When talking with his own father-in-law did not help, he removed the obstructing wall with police help. The result, his marriage broke up.

As district Collector he raided the house of a liquor baron who had defaulted Rupees 11 crores payment to government and carried out revenue recovery. A Minister directly telephoned him and ordered to return the forfeited articles to the house of the liquor baron. Narayanswamy politely replied that it is difficult. The minister replied that Narayanaswamy will suffer.

In his district it was a practice to collect crores of rupees for earthen bunds meant for poor farmers, but which were never constructed. A bill for rupees 8 crores came up before Narayanaswamy. He inspected the bund. He found it very weak and said that he will pass the bill after the rainy season to ensure that the bund served the purpose. As expected the earthen bund was too weak to stand the rain and it disappeared in the rain. But he created a lot of enemies for saving 8 crores public money. The net result of all such unholy activities was that he was asked to go on leave by the government. Later such an illustrious officer was posted as "State Co-Ordinator, Quality Improvement Programme for Schools". This is what the politician will do to a honest officer with backbone - post him in the most powerless position to teach him a lesson. Since he found that nothing can be achieved for the people if he continued with the State Service he opted for central service. But that too was denied on some technical ground.

What will you do when you have a brilliant computer career anywhere in the world you choose with the backing of several advanced technical papers too published in international journals to your credit?

When you are powerless to do anything for the people, why should you waste your life as the Co-Ordinator for a Schools Programme?

Mr. Narayanaswamy is on the verge of leaving IAS to go to Paris to take up a well paid United Nations assignment. The politicians can laugh thinking another obstacle has been removed. But it is the helpless people of this country who will lose - not Narayanaswamy. But you have the power to support capable and honest bureaucra ts like Narayaswamy, G.R.Khairnar and Alphons Kannamthanam who have suffered a lot under self seeking politicians who rule us. You have even the power to replace such politicians with these kind of people dedicated to the country. The question is will you do the little you can do NOW? At least a vote or word in support of such personalities?

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What is Politics??

Recently Sonia Gandhi went to a school to interact with the children there. After a brief talk she asked if anyone had any questions. One boy raised his hand.


Sonia: "What's your name"?

Boy : "RAHIM"

Sonia: "What are your questions"?

Rahim: "I've 3 questions...

1. Why did you attack & kidnap Baba Ramdev without approval of 

Court?

2. Why there is no punishment to KASAB as yet?

3. Why does Manmohan singh & the Congress party not support Baba against corruption?

Sonia: "You are an intelligent student Rahim."

Just then the recess bell rang.

Sonia: "Oh students, we wil continue after the recess is over".
After the recess...

Sonia: "Ok children where were we? So, anybody wants to ask a question"?

RAM raises his hand.

Sonia: "What's your name"?

Ram: "I'm Ram and I've 5 questions...

1. Why did you attack Baba without approval of the court?

2. Why no punishment to Kasab as yet?

3. Why does Manmohan Singh not support the fight against corruption?

4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 mins before the time?

5. Where is Rahim?

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Thoughts By Chanakya

15 GREAT THOUGHTS BY CHANAKYA

1) "Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!"

2)"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first."

3)"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."

4)"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."

5)" Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

6)"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

7)"The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."

8)"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."

9)"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

10)"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."

11) "A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

12) "Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness."

13) "Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."

14) "Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

15) "Education is the Best Friend. An Educated Person is Respected Everywhere. Education beats the Beauty and the Youth."